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feminismfuckyeah:

Lisa is always speaking the truth

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fuckmethroughthesheets:

theladyjanedoe:

clearmind-healthybeing:

lawdyshawdy:

clearmind-healthybeing:

gangzx:

pharaohmangos:

bpdstri:

personal-insane-asylum:

teaforyourginaa:

xlovelyxhavocx:

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

I hate men

Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.

Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.

Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!

what the actual fuck

Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.

protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.

Men feel so entitled sometimes. It’s scary to watch the interactions sometimes.

okay I understand this for the most part but seriously some people needa fuck off generalizing men as this terrible group of people. “men feel so entitled sometimes” like bitch you can’t tell me women don’t think they own everything every once in a while too don’t make this a gender thing

It is a gender thing. Why is it that 90% of the men I meet are entitled to some degree that’s toxic? Whereas 3% of women I’ve met are toxically entitled. This is about gender. It’s not a common thing to hear that a woman came into a man’s work just to ask him out daily. She doesn’t wait outside buildings for him. She doesn’t harass him constantly instead of just taking no for an answer.
Yet almost every single guy that has ever been interested in me can’t take a hint, thinks they’re the shit, thinks they’re better than me when there shouldn’t be any competition.
Women don’t make this shit up. Why is it that you can ask the majority of women and they’ll tell you that they’ve met guys like this or like this in some degree? It’s because men aren’t shit because they have some weird entitled complex.

It is a gender thing, and as men we need to stop it. I grew up with sisters so I saw it firsthand. Dudes would get their names off credit card receipts at restaurants and ask around to get their numbers. Call the house non-stop til me or one of my brothers threatened to beat that ass. I’ve had to run dudes out of parking lots because they were waiting for a female co worker to come outside. It’s real. Don’t get angry if they’re not talking to you, just be part of the solution. Your boy tell you he riding by a girl’s work to ask her out? Tell him to leave her alone. Your nephew riding by his ex’s house to see who she with? Pull him to the side and say that stalking shit gotta go. The truth is half the shit our friends do we would call a woman a crazy bitch for doing. So call your friend a crazy bitch too. There’s a time and place and work ain’t it. And if she say no then take that no. It don’t mean maybe. Pressure is not sweet or romantic, it perpetuates rape culture. Sorry I rambled so long. But be part of the solution.

^^^

When homie said, “don’t make this a gender thing,” I went and got popcorn to watch him get DRAGGED. I was not disappointed.

I had a guy last fall find me on Twitter because I was nice to him in the McDonald’s drive thru. Y'ALL. I was 26 at the time and he was maybe 18. That’s crazy. Luckily, when he contacted me, I told him I wasn’t available and in a major plot twist, he said thanks and moved on about his business after saying it was nice to have met me. Still, this doesn’t negate the bizarre story I got about him telling his cousin about me and that person somehow finding me on the internet. Weird. Super weird.

“Pressure is not sweet or romantic, it perpetuates rape culture.”

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yosoylee:

gardenoffish:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

Being gay means automatically getting labeled “too invested in politics” by your straight friends

Me: these laws and policies effect my basic human rights

Straights: don’t you think ur a little to into this? :///

say it with me: if you are able to not be into politics, that’s a privilege

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18nth:

slavery:

Where the milfs

with their kids 

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just-shower-thoughts:

The fact that the term “phonetic alphabet” has no ‘F’s in it is somewhat ironic

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inkheartp:

ayellowbirds:

jamesniall:

HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH:

“-sabe inglés?

-si

-como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés?

-a shoe

-salud

-gracias”

SCREAMING

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thetrippytrip:

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love-geofffree:

shitmensendme:

Set ½.

This has happened so many times.

Men who won’t take no for an answer, who keep pushing. If someone looks uncomfortable when you ask for their number/a date and brushes you off, don’t keep asking. Especially when you don’t even know them.

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sleek-siren:

thesocialjusticecourier:

butterflyinthewell:

n1ghtcrwler:

anabundanceofstilinskis:

poryqon:

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat”
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat. 
I will bitch about cold. 
I will bitch about sunshine,
and about growing old. 

I will bitch about everything,
inside and out.
You will find there is nothing
I can’t bitch about. 

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

Perfection.

I love it

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crossroadscastiel:

i-cant-unsee-the-horror:

mylifeasaserver:

onemillionspiders:

gwenfrankenstien:

portmanteaurian:

Bauer-Ross headed back to the Shoppers the next day with her receipt and says the manager offered a full refund, or exchange. She accepted an exchange under the condition that she could open the bottle in the store. When she did, she says it was also filled with pasta.

The flummoxed store manager then snatched a third bottle off the shelf and popped the cap, only to find more dried penne. A fourth bottle yielded a similar result.

ive been laughing uncontrollably about this story for a good five minutes or so

you know at first the manager’s just thinking she took out the pills and added the penne, and when she opened the second bottle in the store his mind just went 

it wasn’t her?

My first suspicion would have been she did it too. 

An exchange would be a surprise.

But this? What the hell.

Holy shit. I’m cackling.

Those vitamins were….

Impastas. 😂😂😂

@xoxoemynn

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chauvinistsushi:

dec 26- dec 30 is a liminal space

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